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Tuesday CHUM— July 27

SURF: Wrightsville Beach, NC: knee to thigh. A little texture with the onshore winds.
WEATHER:
Partly cloudy. Scattered showers and thunderstorms…mainly this afternoon. Highs in the upper 80s. Chance of rain 50 percent.
WIND: East winds 5 to 10 mph… becoming around 10 mph this afternoon.
TIDES: High Tide: 9:14:00 Am, Low Tide:3:13PM
RECCO: Paddle in the flatwater. Banks channel will be clean all day.

Races this weekend:
HI—Molokai to Oahu Paddleboard Race, Ka’iwi Channel Molokai
CA—SurfMonkey Oceanside, Oceanside Pier Oceanside
MD—Stand Up Paddle Annapolis (july 31)—Supannapolis@gmail.com, 443-829-2266, Kent Island Yacht Club
Here’s the flyer for the Stand Up Annapolis race:
1stsuprace10.docx

From SUP Annapolis:

Hey guys, less then a week till race day!! The weather (knock on wood) is looking nice 85 and mostly sunny, if you plan on coming and could give us a heads up I would appreciate it, just so we have an idea of how many to expect. There is an outside bar at the yacht club that will be selling drinks and food after the race as well for everybody to hang out afterward, which I believe is cash only. We will have plenty of water for everybody during and after the race. Directions and other details are posted on our blog http://supannapolis.blogspot.com/2010/07/july-31st-sup-race.html .

We have 20 people signed up at the moment and we are hoping to add some more this week!! SPREAD THE WORD

Daily Chum—The day after

SURF: Wrightsville Beach, NC: knee to waist and semi-clean. The wind will be on it soon. So if you’re going to go, Go.
WEATHER:
Mostly sunny. Highs in the mid 90s…except in the lower 90s at the beaches.  Heat index values up to 106.
WIND: Southwest winds 15 to 20 mph.
TIDES: High Tide: 7:55:00 Am, Low Tide:1:52PM
RECCO: Downwinder. D-o-w-n-w-i-n-d-e-r. Point to point paddling. two cars. Drop one car at the bend by dockside (leave towels and drinks in this car) and drive the other to trails end. Paddle north. Ride the bumps. It’s a blast. Saty out of teh way of boat traffic. And bring lots of water. It’s a 106 heat index out there.

THANKS AGAIN TO EVERYONE WHO CAME TO THE EVENT. We were able to raise alot of money for Surfers Healing and the Karen Beasley Sea Turtle Rescue Hospital. I just woke up after sleeping for 14 hours and feel great. Thank you so much to all the volunteers. Where the event lacked in organization, it made up in stoke and fun.

Races this weekend:
HI—Molokai to Oahu Paddleboard Race, Ka’iwi Channel Molokai
CA—SurfMonkey Oceanside, Oceanside Pier Oceanside

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  • Mullet Run registration at Dockside tomorrow night 6-9 and at Mellow Mushroom Friday Night 6-9. Race on Saturday! #

Mullet Run Results—Thank you everyone

41 people competed in the 1st Annual Mullet Run. Conditions were tough, but everyone seemed to have a good time. I’m happy and on my couch now…Thanks to all our sponsors:

Surf Recreational Womens
1. Heather Downs

Surf Recreational Mens
1. Brian Hill
2. Keith Jensen
3. Greg Lew
4. Mack Bernhart
5. Dr. Ed
6. William Pope
7. Phil Luther
8. Todd Yancey
9. Miles Abernathy
10. Zo Tipton
11. Mike Rodden
12. B Smith
13. Jason Hand
14. Jo Pierce
15. Clark Shay
16. Mike Abernathy
17. Jason Gaskill
18. John Fox
19. Larry Bergman
20. John Klutz
21. Nick Cosmat

Open 14 Mens
1. Chris Hill
2. Bill Gassett
3. Haywood Newkirk
4. Kevin Vangritis
5. John Beausang

Open Stock Womens
1. Ann Gasssett
2. Katie Moore
3. Jenna Schmidt

Open Stock Mens
1. Chris Curry
2. Craig Stephens
3. Kevin Rhodes
4. Jason Colclough
5. Benjamin Surrazin
6. Greg Roach
7. James Molean
8. Mark Schmidt
9. Matt Casmat
10. Tyler Hustrulid

Relay:
1. Brian Hill, Chris Hill, Jason Colclough
2. Bill Gassett, Mike Abernathy, Miles Abernathy
3. Katie Moore, Kevin and Keith Jensen
4. Craig Stephens, Sonny Stephens, and Chris Curry

The Gallery of photos from the event:

Sponsors: Brax Spirit Cups, Sidearm Surf & Skate, Wrightsville SUP, GOYA events, H2Overdrive, Electric Sunglasses, Dr. Ding, The Brandit, Double-Haul Guide Service, Drypack, EFX, Clontz/Newkirk, Schmidt Builders, Cape Fear Chef and James Bain, Blue Green Machine,  Charleston Watersports, Port City Java, Werner Paddles, and Mellow Mushroom.

Daily CHUM, Tuesday

SURF: Wrightsville Beach, NC: Thigh to waist with some chop. There is some swell in thewater, so don’t be surprised when the mack-in stomach-high sets roll in. it’s windy.
WEATHER:
Partly cloudy with a slight chance of showers and thunderstorms. Highs in the lower 90s…except in the upper 80s at the beaches.  Chance of rain 20 percent.
WIND: Southwest winds 15 to 20 mph.
TIDES: Low Tide: 9:33AM, High Tide: 4:18:00 PM
RECCO: Downwind in the afternoon. If you’re goign to paddle in the waterways, try the north side of harbor island. If you go this afternoon, you can get behind Wrightsville Beach elementary in the creeks. It’s goign to be somewhat sheltered. Wear foot protection from the oyster beds—this area is not for beginners on unstable boards..

DEMO AND EVENT REGISTRATION ON WEDNESDAY NIGHT AT DOCKSIDE 6-9: Ohana, Werner, Distressed Mullet and SideArm Surf & Skate. This isn’t a take the boards and run night. It’s a try the race board, try the paddle night and sign up night. Oh hell, do whatever you want. Just come on out.

DEMO AND EVENT REGISTRATION, PRE-RACE CARBO LOAD AT MELLOW MUSHROOM, Friday 6-9. Last chance to register. I love Mellow Mushroom. They’re amazing.

RACES THIS WEEKEND!!!:
MULLET RUN IN WRIGHTSVILLE BEACH

EVENT FORECAST:
80s at race start. 90 by noon. Waist to chest high SE medium period swell. Conditions: Semi glassy/semi bumpy in the morning with SE winds less than 5kt. Bumpy/semi bumpy conditions for the afternoon with the winds shifting SSE 5-10 kt. BE NOT AFRAID!

Daily CHUM Paddle Report—Friday, July 16

Shem Creek Shootout Tomorrow

SURF: Wrightsville Beach, NC: Knee high S short period wind swell. Choppy unless you hit it at dawn, Maybe.
WEATHER:
Mostly cloudy in the morning…then becoming partly cloudy. Scattered showers and thunderstorms. Humid with highs in the lower 90s…except in the mid 80s at the beaches. Chance of rain 40 percent.
WIND: Southwest winds 15 to 20 mph.
TIDES: Low Tide: 5:42AM, High Tide: 12:08:00 PM Low Tide: 6:08:00 PM
RECCO: PADDLE. Early. Downwind late if thunderstorms don’t nail you.

RACES THIS WEEKEND!!!:
SC—Shem Creek Shootout this weekend in Charleston! Mullet run the next weekend in Wrightsville Beach, NC. Go meet like-minded paddle people.
MA—Challenge on the Charles: www.capecodbaychallenge.org/Race_Series/race_series.html
VA—2nd Annual Cape Story Independence Paddle Race — South Sandalwood Surfboards
CA—San Clemente Ocean Festival
HI—Maui International Paddleboard Race

Daily CHUM (Paddle Report)

SURF: Wrightsville Beach, NC: Thigh to waist with some bigger sets. It’s got some texture to it, but it’s fun. I went out with Mark Colino (Starboard) this morning and his son Noah. We had a great session. Foggy and fun.Haywood was out on his new 11’0″ C4 DaMooch. Point and shoot. He’s got some skills.
WEATHER: Wrightsville Beach: Mostly cloudy. Scattered showers and thunderstorms late this morning…then showers and thunderstorms likely this afternoon. Some thunderstorms may produce heavy rainfall. Highs in the upper 80s. Chance of rain 60 percent.
WIND: Southwest winds around 5 mph… becoming south 10 to 15 mph this afternoon.
TIDES: High Tide: 11:11:00 AM Low Tide: 5:21:00 PM
RECCO: SURF. Get out there. Find your own peak. Keep your eye on the radar for T-storms. BE COURTEOUS and wear a leash or you’ll hurt someone, get a ticket, or both. There might be an evening glass-off. Look for it. Be there. Don’t watch television. It will rot your brain and make you want to eat sugary snacks. Get on the water instead. You’re strong enough, good enough, and gosh darnit, people like you!

RACES THIS WEEKEND!!!:
SC—Shem Creek Shootout this weekend in Charleston! Mullet run the next weekend in Wrightsville Beach, NC. Go meet like-minded paddle people.
MA—Challenge on the Charles: www.capecodbaychallenge.org/Race_Series/race_series.html
VA—2nd Annual Cape Story Independence Paddle Race — South Sandalwood Surfboards
CA—San Clemente Ocean Festival
HI—Maui International Paddleboard Race

Quick News:

I rode the new Ohana 10′ surf this morning. I rode it as a quad and had a blast. It is a wave-catching machine, with Lopez-like glide and trims out for my spastic hoppy cheater 5s.I loved it. I’m bringing Chris’ Ohana to him this afternoon. Melissa—hold on, we’ll have the vent plug today! I’m holding my breath for my Ohana 14′ to come tomorrow. If it does, I’m in happy city for SC. Should be a heck of a race. If you want an Ohana, let me know. john@distressedmullet.com

I also was able to hop on Mark’s Starboard 9’8″ Element with the Toughskin Touch layer on top instead of a deck pad. I was apprehensive at first, but it’s amazing. Grips great. The board is hilariously fun. I didn’t know what to make of it. It was a nose-riding machine that whipped turns. Fun fun fun.

Tomorrow: Mostly cloudy in the morning…then becoming partly cloudy. A chance of showers and thunderstorms. Humid with highs in the upper 80s…except in the mid 80s at the beaches. Southwest winds 10 to 15 mph. Chance of rain 40 percent.

Amy and I are headed to SC tomorrow afternoon. We’re staying at the Shem Creek Inn. If you haven’t signed up, or are hesitating, don’t. It’s an easy drive. It’s going to be a flatwater race, and it’s a really fun paddling crowd down in Charleston. They are OUR people. Paddle people.

Photos from EC Championships

Provided by Nancy Gutierrez -   You are invited to view ndrg123′s photo album: East Coast 6mile Paddle race 2010

East Coast 6mile Paddle race 2010
Jul 10, 2010
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3 sets of East coast pics –You are invited to view 106389527595583727600′s photo album: 2010-07-12

awesome article link and below http://www.news-journalonline.com/sports/local-sports/2010/07/11/event-shows-sports-growing-popularity.html

Psychic Octopus determines East Coast Championships + Paddle Report

Paul the Psychic Octopus, the clairvoyant mollusk that’s been correctly picking the World Cup results in South Africa has chosen the winner of the East Coast Championships. The eight-armed psychic then said he wasn’t telling me anything. So, for lunch, I’m having Spanish braised octopus recipe with a garlic-paprika sauce. In the end, Paul said something about Chris. But I think he wanted me to draft him until he cracked.

PADDLE REPORT:
SURF: Shin high and glassy. Ideal for something other than surfing. I’m not sure what. Squirrel!
WEATHER: Partly cloudy this morning…then becoming mostly cloudy. A chance of showers and thunderstorms. Highs in the upper 80s. Chance of rain 40 percent.
WIND:
West winds around 5 mph…becoming southwest this afternoon.
TIDES:High Tide: 5:47:00 AM—Low Tide: 11:49:00 AMHigh Tide: 6:31 PM
RECCO:
It’s cooler to paddle in the rain, but lightning sucks.

TODAY: I’m in Florence, SC now, on my way south to Florida and the East Coast Paddleboard Championships. Hobie Guy, Chris x 2, Brian x 2, and Jennifer are all in route from North Cackalacki. If you’re not heading to the race, there’s no cake for monkey. Next week, you have a chance to go to SC and the Shem Creek Challenge… It’s a good day trip.

Paddle Report: Hot Hot Hot

SURF: Shin slappers. Got out with Hobie Guy, Stan, Justin and Zo at Spot C this am. Nothing to ride but skate wakes. Clear water. Sold the SubVector. Life is moving on….
WEATHER: Partly cloudy. Isolated showers and thunderstorms this afternoon. Highs around 90…except in the mid 80s at the beaches. Chance of rain 20 percent.
WIND:
North winds 5 to 10 mph…becoming east this afternoon.
TIDES:Low Tide: 10:55:00 AM – High Tide: 5:40:00 PM
RECCO:
Go fishing. It’s calm. The water’s clear. Just paddle. Tonight will be a good time to paddle with the high tide. Just keep your eye on the radar for T-storms.

MISC: Kristin bought my Ron House. Sherry bought my SubVector. Dang. Spreading the love. The Ohanas are coming next Tuesday. Mine will be here hopefully by next Friday. Can’t wait. Leaving for Florida tomorrow morning for the EC Paddleboard Championships. I’m really looking forward to it. I’m bringing Brad’s Hobie 14′ Hellcat. Hopefully, its rocket boosters will propel me into last place. Looking forward to seeing everyone.

SAVE THE DATE—MULLET RUN, SUP RACE—JULY 24

The 1st Annual Mullet Run is an ocean race, Battle of the Paddle style, but without the size, popularity, sponsors, or difficulty level. It will be out through the surf, around two buoys and back, two laps for the open division, one lap for the recreational/surf division. There will be a relay team division for shits and giggles.

Details to come, but briefly, it will be held at Wrightsville Beach, NC in front of Access #4. That’s the L-shaped parking lot by Dune Ridge. There is plenty of parking, showers and bathrooms.

Party afterward. Pig Pickin. After party location to be announced.

Proceeds to benefit Surfers Healing and the Karen Beasley Sea Turtle Rescue.

Sponsorships available, contact john@distressedmullet.com

Guf Coast Update

We got in late last night, but had a nice drive down 95. Except for some fire ants, everything went well. We’re staying at teh Madeira Beach Resort across the street from the shop. Great condo with a kitchen. Chris Hill, Jason Colclough and Mark Schmidt and I  are here. Chris Hill, James Bain, and William Pope are across the street. So is Brandy and EJ. Saw Slater Trout in the parking garage with his dad. They looked tired from the 2-day journey.

I walked over to the shop and saw Dave Kalama, Westy and Mo, John and Brody. What a nice crew of people. I know a few of you are hesitant to travel to these races. The car rides are more route 66 and the 50s, but it’s worth it. Water people are just good people. Everyone’s stoked to see each other and paddle. For most, it doesn’t matter where they finish, just that they paddle as well as they can. For others, they’re looking to make a statement, to make a name for themselves, or to secure their position atop the podium. Even with the ever-present competitive element, it’s just a great time.

Chris, Mark and Jason are going out for a paddle. I’m heading to lunch then the Kalama camp/workshop at 3. Can’t wait.

Oh, and be careful here. I was having breakfast outside at Lisa’s and I stepped away from the table for a second. When I turned back, seagulls ate my eggs and stole my bacon. Bastards.

Haywood and Brad—next time. You are sorely missed. And Haywood, we’re in GATOR COUNTRY! What’s up with you? You should be here.

Great race today—NC—SUP CUP

Congrats to everyone who raced in the SUP CUP. It was one of the hardest courses we’ve had here and pushed a lot of people to their limits. I’m hoping next week, the Gulf Coast has less wind. Please. PLEASE…

It was so great to see all the mulletheads. Lake Norman crew was on hand. Spencer. The Phili family who was scarred by my grandmother 35 years ago. Gordon. Dean came up from SC. The whole group was hilarious.

The Hobie Crew didn't bring their own trophies this time, but they did get their mullet shirts.

I’ll post race results as soon as they are available. Usually, they tape them up and I take photos and post them, but they decided to post them later to their own site. Go figure. What are you going to do?

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FL—Upcoming Regional and National Surf Lifesaving and Ocean Racing Events—Schedule from John Hughes

Subject: Upcoming Regional and National Surf Lifesaving and Ocean Racing Events

Ocean Lifesaving Community, competitors and supporters,

Please look below and attached for a comprehensive list of upcoming lifesaving and ocean racing events. If your event is not listed, or needs to be amended, changed, or deleted, please get back in touch with me. Thank you.

*       USLA  SER 1000-Meter Fin Swim: Hollywood @ Michigan Street, Monday, April 26th @ 8:00AM.
*       USLA  SER 1000-Meter Fin Swim: Miami-Dade County @ Haulover Beach, Wednesday, April 28th @ 8:00AM.
*       USLA  SER 1000-Meter Fin Swim: Delray Beach, Friday, April 30th @ 6:00PM with party after.
*       Hollywood Jungle Race: 5-Mile Row, Surfski and Paddleboard race for individual & team points. Friday, May 7th @ 5:00 PM.
*       Siesta Key Waterman’s Challenge: 2-Mile Paddleboard Race, Siesta Kay in Sarasota County on Sunday, May 8th @ 7:00AM to benefit their JG program.
*       Key West Classic: 12-Mile Surfcraft Race around the Island May 15th @ Smathers Beach at 9:00AM.
*       South Beach Chick Challenge: 3-Women teams with a swimmer, paddler, and SUPer.  Sunday, May 23rd @ 7:00 PM in Miami Beach.
*       Pompano Beach BLS Competition: Friday, May 28th @ 3:00pm @ PBOR Headquarters.
*       Sarasota County 36-Mile Paddle: Saturday, May 29th to benefit the Sarasota County Junior Lifeguard Program. Rmpaddler5@gmail.com <mailto:Rmpaddler5@gmail.com> .
*       Palm Beach County Lifeguard Competition: South Inlet Park on June 2nd @ 3:00PM.
*       Daytona Beach Oceanfest: Saturday, June 5th @7:30am. @ 127 S. Ocean Avenue. Events: 2k Run; Beach Flags; Run-Swim-Run; 5-mile paddle; 800-Meter swim; International Surfari Sprint Race; Paddleboard Sprint races.
*       SurfGuys SUP 3-Mile Challenge: Saturday, June 12th. Indian River, Melbourne Beach @ 8:00AM.
*       South Bay Dozen: Sunday, June 13th. Torrance Beach, CA. Lifeguard Competition with SUP, Paddleboard, Surfski and Swimming events. www.jimmymillerfoundation.org <http://www.jimmymillerfoundation.org/>
*       Erik Jersted Relays: 4:00PM on July 7th in Fort Lauderdale.
*       East Coast Paddleboard Championships: July 10th @ 8:00AM in Ponce Inlet, FL.
*       USLA SER Lifeguard Championships: July 15th & 16th @ Henderson Beach State Park, Destin, FL at 8:00AM.
*       USLA SER Junior Lifeguard Championships: July 17th @ Henderson Beach State Park, Destin, FL at 8:00AM.
*       Pompano Beach Quad 4 Quad Relays: Saturday, July 23rd @ 3:00pm just south of the Pompano Beach Pier.
*       USLA Lifeguard Nationals: Do not have a confirmed date as of yet. The event will take place in Huntington Beach, CA on August 5-7th, or August 12-14th.

Save the Date—1st Annual Mullet Run—July 24 to benefit Surfers Healing

I just had the permit approved by the Town of Wrightsville Beach. Sat, July 24th. The 1st Annual Mullet Run will be a Battle of the Paddle-Style race (Note, this is not an actual Battle of the Paddle) with competitors paddling out through the surf, around 2 bouys, in through the surf, run around a pole, then around 1 more time. There will be a downwind section. The event will raise $ for Surfers Healing, a charity I love. Sponsorships opportunities are available.  Please send cash. Kidding.

There will be mens and womens 12’6″ race division and a surf division, a run-what-ya-brung surf SUPs.

I’m waiting on the Coast Guard, so I won’t be releasing the poster/flyer, etc. just yet, but save the date. I’m also applying to the WPA for this to be included in the points series.

Prizes and prize $ TBD. There will be a pig pickin’ and festivities after as well as a used SUP flea market.

Things are heating up. More details to come.

John

VA—2ND ANNUAL CAPE STORY INDEPENDENCE PADDLEBOARD RACE

The 2ND ANNUAL CAPE STORY INDEPENDENCE PADDLEBOARD RACE

Virginia Beach Va   SUN, July 18th, 2010   11:00 AM

2 miles

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  • @surfershealing hey John! In sc with chupacabra. Have a great walk. Will catch up this week. Your pal, John #

Chupacabra!

It’s alive…. The first one is out of the mold. It’s crazy beautiful.

I paddled it yesterday and honestly, I can’t wrap my head around it. It’s 12’6″x 23″W x 9.5″. You stand 2 inches below the waterline. It’s an experimental/concept board, but I can’t really call it a board. It’s more like a K1 and paddles like an outrigger. You’re inside it rather than atop. It’s more like a Stand Up Boat. The SUB… Mike’s in love. From his OC/surfski background, he says it’s “exactly what paddling is supposed to feel like.” And it throws a wake like a boat.

It made me really uncomfortable at first, because I didn’t know what to make of it. The buoyancy is different. The primary stability is crazy, but the secondary is solid. My legs ached at first. After 20 minutes, my legs relaxed, my feet got lighter and things got fun. I’m not posting my Garmin data, but it’s the fastest I’ve paddled on a SUP. I still don’t know what to say. I saw Chupacabra and I lived to tell the tale.

The hollow construction made it super responsive. I can’t believe how the rails can yaw you into position.

It was the first time I’ve ever paddled ahead of Mike Owens. It was a new feeling. Like the whole world opened up. I’m so used to climbing his wash, but I just walked away from him. However, the conditions were bad for any kind of evaluation. 15mph winds moving in the opposite direction of a fast outgoing tide in a windy creek. For all you nerds, the p value was more about the bathroom at the diner after the paddle, than statistical significance.

I’ve paddled about 50 miles in 10 days and have felt normal soreness. But after the 3 mile paddle yesterday, I’m sore. In all the right places. I feel like I used all my muscle groups. The un-earthly, Hulk-like green was freaky in the overcast back creeks. It was nuclear.

I have more photos to follow… I just wanted to shoot this up there and let you all know what’s up with the mullet board.

The bottom line, we’re working on it. We’re pretty sure we’ve worked out the scupper issues. We’ve streamlined and reinforced the stringers. We’ve reduced the process to take less resin and be stronger thanks to a green ring an alien gave me when his space ship crashed in my back yard. (Why do they say crash landed when crashed says it all?)

This is not the board for everyone. It’s a concept board. We’ll be making and selling them as custom orders. In carbon, at 16-18 lbs or less, this is going to be deadly on flat water.

I have to get to work…

Gulf Coast Championships—May 22nd

Congrats Maui Mullet, Jeremy Riggs—1st in 14′ class in Maui Brewing Co North Shore Challenge

Jeremy Riggs continued doing well on Maui (Maliko run), riding for Naish and taking 1st in 14′ (no rudder) class in Maui Brewing Co North Shore Challenge. Jeremy sent me his Garmin data for the race. Check out the speeds! Are you kidding me? Congrats Jeremy and Naish.

Water Monkey Shop Grand Opening in Gulfport, FL—Good luck Chase!

Water Monkey Shop Grand Opening

DATE: March 27th (tomorrow!)
TIME: 2-7pm
LOCATION: 1305 49th Street South, Gulfport, FL
Come out to the GRAND OPENING for the Water Monkey Shop. We will have food,drinks,and ton’s of Water Monkey fun! Be sure to come and test Tampa’s only indoor stand up paddle board simulator!

Look for the official Water Monkey Shop Van out front! The front parking lot will be closed off so please park on the side streets directly next to the shop!

I am very excited about what the future holds for the Water Monkey Shop. Water Monkey will be heavily involved in promoting the sports of stand up paddleboarding and kiteboarding here in the Tampa area.

2010:Year of The Water Monkey! : )
Water Monkey
1305 49th St
Gulfport, Fl 33707
727-481-3637
chase@watermonkeyshop.com

Kommona Paddle—April 9, 7-9 pm

Frank got a new Yolo

From Frank Dillenburg in Tampa who’s getting used to his new board. He got his mullet shirt yesterday.

Dude,
New Yolo board is nice.    Tricky finding the sweet spot at times but fast….

Check out the 20′ Hobie Byron’s running in the Catalina

From James Bain:

Are you kidding me?

One more layer and the bottom is done

Hidden beneath an itchy blanket of glass, waiting for resin. The bottom of the mold will be done by lunch. We’ll start on the top after chowing down. And we’ll spray the paddle mold shaft. The Distressed Mullet Defibrillator—shockingly past paddle— looks good. I want to pull water. Now.

Distressed Mullet Ts and Trucker Hats at Sidearm and No Flat Earth

T-shirts and Trucker Hats now available:

North Carolina:
Sidearm Surf and Skate
8258 Market Street
Wilmington, NC 28411-9388
(910) 686-2969
http://www.facebook.com/people/SideArm-Surf-Skate/1174885792

New Jersey:
No Flat Earth
990 Cedar Bridge Avenue
Brick, NJ 08723
737-262-8404

http://www.localswell.com/NoFlatEarth.html

Florida State Championships—Reminder from John Hughes

I think Chris Hill is heading down to this. I won’t be able to make the trip because of some family obligations, but I wish I was going. John Hughes runs amazing races. It’s for a great cause and all the big dogs will be there. If you want to measure up to see where you stand, this is a great start.

From John Hughes:

I have included attachments with the course diagrams for the 7 mile race and the KOB.

Hello Paddlers- The Florida State Paddleboard Championship is scheduled
for April 3 (Saturday) 2010. It is time to start training again! This
year we are expanding the SUP to 3 categories.

Location: Sheppard Park , located at the end of SR 520 in Cocoa Beach , FL

Time: Beach registration begins at 7:30AM. Race time is 8:30 AM. King of
the Beach competition begins after completion of the race (approx..
11AM) Trophy presentation is after completion of events. The  competitor with the best combined time in the 7 mile race and the King of the Beach race will receive the Grand Champion trophy. Also the top two finishers in each category get their names engraved on the Perpetual Trophy.

Events: The FSPBC is a seven mile race. The King of the Beach is a
paddle, run, swim sprint event..

Categories: Paddleboard race

1. Men’s Lifeguard Open Class
2. 35 and under Men’s Stock
3. 35 and under Men’s Unlimited
4. 36 to 49 Men’s Stock
5. 36 to 49 Men’s Unlimited
6. 50 and over Men’s Stock
9. 50 and over Men’s Unlimited
10. Women’s Open Paddleboard
11. Stand-Up Paddleboard 12’6″ and under
12. Stand-Up Paddleboard 14′
13. Stand-Up Paddleboard Unlimited

King of the Beach

1. 35 and under Men’s
2. 36 and over Men’s
3. 35 and under Women’s
4. 36 and over Women’s

For more information contact John Hughes jhughes@cocoabeachsurfmuseum.org.

John Hughes
Cocoa Beach Surf Museum
jhughes@cocoabeachsurfmuseum.org
321-720-8033

Watermonkey Results!

From Chase Kosterlitz at Watermonkey:

I’d also like to thank everyone for coming out this past Sunday for the 2nd event of the Water Monkey Spring Stand Up Series. I was feeling the competitive juices and had a great time battling it out with Packet only to finish 3 tenths of a second behind! Beautiful weather, great friends, and good competition is what SUP racing is all about! Congratulations to all the participants for a great day on the water! Next event coming up April 10th!

1. Packet Casey 26.30.2
2. Chase Kosterlitz 26.30.5
3. Patrick Klemawesch 28.14
4. Frank Dillenburg 29.3
5. Helga Geobel 31.44
6. John Sekas 32.04
7. Steve Klemawesch 33.04
8. Ryan Druyor 33.37
9. Bruce Denson 38.29
10. Paul Norris 38.40
11. Hildred Francis 42.38
12. Alley Norris 43.51
13. Rober Hill 55.42

I have one question: Who is this Packet guy and why is he kicking everyone’s asses in Florida? Justin? Where are you?

JB

Twitter Weekly Recap for Distressed Mullet

  • I've been sick for 5 days. I'm so sick of being sick. A surf session and a sinus flush might be just what i need to eradicate this. #