Chattajack Uses New Weather Strategy Straight Out of Hogwarts

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In leu of last year’s unfortunate misunderstanding with the witchcraft community resulting in unnaturally hard wind coming from multiple directions at times, Chattajack has decided to honor Halloween properly this year. Hopefully, this will result in 100% downwind conditions and current.”

In response, the local witchcraft community has thanked the race organizers, but has stated that they can make “no promises” about the weather.

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